To those who have never used short term apartment rentals, the mere mention of a serviced apartment in Belgrade seems to immediately disassociate this commercial activity from the virtues of monogamy and fine accommodation. The first reaction that we usually get from those who have never been our clients is the comment on the beauties of promiscuous behavior. Somehow, an apartment for a day is very easily equated with an apartment for a night that you don’t spend on your own (followed by an obligatory wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
Although BEOAPARTMAN’s policy is one of reverence of our guests privacy (that is to say we never invade it), the reports show that deliberate genital incursions happen at least five times less than people think they do. The bulk of visitors are actually just looking for a place to stay because they either don’t have friends or family in Belgrade, or the living space of those they know in Belgrade is already packed. And a large majority of the apartments in our offer actually falls into this category: a decent, acceptable accommodation at an acceptable rate. However, this is not to say our offer is lacking adequate options for those who have decided to impress a lady or improve their spouse’s mood….or to be blunt (although we object to this type of vocabulary) to find a place to get laid. Au cotraire Rodders. Au contarire… We’ve got a myriad of these settings in our offer, and the rubric (which we’ve officially started under a different name in Serbian last week) called Hedonists’ Serviced Apartments Survey is dedicated solely to them.
Now before we actually sift through the matter, let us be perfectly clear – we don’t actually think that location is the one that initiates sexual ravings, if both sides are truly willing to engage. However, evidence suggests there are some places which bear a number of fine aesthetic qualities that may just tip the lady’s morals over in favor of fornication. And it is these places that we’ll be surveying in the aforementioned series, and hopefully inspire you to get one and secure many a happy memory 
If there’s a word to describe serviced apartment MILAN – it’s beauty. 55 square meters of serious effort and contemporary interior design blend into a snuggled and aesthetically appealing whole. The entrance door gets you at the vantage point of the rest of the apartment, that will pleasantly surprise you to say the least. Pitch black, creamy white and smooth green nuances will overwhelm your senses and literally pull you in the ambiance of exclusivity and privacy. On your left hand side is a sofa set (a lounge char and a loveseat) in marvelous beige and amaranth pink and a beautiful white coffee table. The two seater is unfoldable so it the apartment can actually sleep up to four persons. However, within the context of this article, it’s worth mentioning that swinger parties do not necessitate a romantic setting. Apart from the box shaped shelves, a number of charming and yet simple and effective details which make the atmosphere more pleasant. The big LCD TV screen and a damn fine stereo are there to make sure there’s nothing amiss. 
The sliding glossy black door with marvelous tribal ornaments, leads into an all but usual bedroom. The first thing that will literally grab your attention is a majestically designed headboard. An amazing three piece wooden frame coated in an unusual dark green colour soothes the contrast between the black and white motifs of the headboard and the mint green of the surroundings. A wonderful little detail is the fact that the black and white arabesques were used to upholster the night bed chair. This design detail literally steals the limelight from the king size double bed, posh wardrobe and a cupboard with custom made theme laminates. To cut the story short, if not by your own prowess (performance) with your heart’s (or make that your netherland’s) choice , you will most certainly remember the design features and the interior of the bedroom in Milano serviced apartment. 
The kitchen fulfills expectations to the fullest– the vivid play of the daylighting and interior lights and the carefully picked pattern of colours make a perfect blend and a pleasant sight. The custom made decorative laminates on the cupboards embellished with soot brown motifs, the fine blend of glass, stainless steel, cleanliness and burnished surfaces all build up a strong impression of luxury and exclusivity of the ambiance. The floor is framed in large slate grey tiles and a diagonally set array of smaller ash grey ones. 
The bathroom? In case we failed to mention it, it’s one of the main culprits of raising the benchmark of short term rentals in Belgrade. Two windows covered with translucent foil fully utilize the day lighting leaving this little white haven bathing in brightness. All the necessary details are there. A shower cabin, a washbasin, a bidet and a comfy toilet seat and one „minor“ detail that takes half of the space. Even if you had a grain of doubt that MILAN is an above average accommodation option in Belgrade, the moment you see a voluminous jacuzzi jetted bathtub it will become clear that MILAN serviced apartment is a temple of hedonism and an ascension to a higher plane when talking about convenience. It is at this pont that you will realize that all of the elements in this apartment are symbols that take you on a roller-coaster of primal urges. Veiled under the beauties of the civilization achievements, these archetypes bear a remarkably strong personal seal of authorship that convey a very powerful philosophy of life : hard work should be awarded with sophisticated indulgence.
Discretion and luxury are ensured to the fullest extent – a garage that is calculated in the price with a dedicated parking spot is there, waiting for you…So there we go…till we present the next member of the Hedonists’ Serviced Apartment Survey.