This text was published in 2014. FOR AN UPDATED LIST OF APARTMENTS WITH JACUZZI IN BELGRADE PLEASE CLICK HERE!
Anyone with a speck of ethics should consider Belgrade’s serviced apartment accommodation to be exactly what its name states it to be – accommodation. Not an orgiastic den for the reveling youths of Serbia’s capital, but an affordable pied-à-terre for those who face serious challenges in finding other means of lodging in the great white city. One might suspect that this attitude is outright discrimation and a blatant disregard of the needs of your own kind (fellow-Belgraders) – but that’s not the case. Their need of decent short term accommodation options is pretty much non existent – unless they’ve got extended family redneck visitors, they more or less already have it. What most of our fellow citizens do lack (especially those of a more recent model year) is an adequate ambiance for anniversaries, or to put it more colloquially, places to get laid. Fortunately, the commieblocks of New Belgrade treasure the answer to all of the questions on the topic. Genuinely outstanding occupancy rates and a proven track record, attribute BLOCK as the place of adventure, pleasure and moderate debauchery. Anyone who ever looked for an overnight in Belgrade with a jacuzzi, has really missed out A LOT, if they had no knowledge of BLOCK. Which is why we dedicate this text solely to him. In case you need this apartment in Belgrade with jacuzzi and mirrors, you may check its availabilty straight away. Otherwise, feel free to explore further.
Describing this Belgarde apartment into minutest details might actually do it disservice of demistifying it. BLOCK was designed with hedonists in mind and has a very strict diet of elements necessary for adult enjoyment. Thus, if you thought you’d run into a kitchen in BLOCK, you’re in for a surprise. Its “kitchen” is actually fitted into the wall and used for preparation of somewhat different types of “dishes” – those that dilute morals and warm up the atmosphere into more fornicative directions.
“Kitchen” in BLOCK
The lavish double bed sends a clear message – there is plenty of space for all sorts of poses and positions and its sheer size allows for a third…
The bed of many compromises
And finally , (a drumroll in the background)… his royal majestesty of uber-cool – the nicest jacuzzi jetted bathtub in our offer to this date. Its shape and contoures are remisniscent of Darth Vader’s helmet – the gleaming black, the polished chromiom handles and glass, slide throgh the hormone poignant air with a sharp edge of luxury. This handsome devil of sheer indulgence and unprecedented closeness is surrounded with mirrored walls which enhances the visual stimuli to the maximum. In short, scenes from BLOCK will literraly carve into your cortex. The saying goes: There are no one-timers in BLOCK . Indeed, if not physically, many like to revisit it in their memories.
His royal ubercoolnes – the Darth Vader jacuzzi bathtub
The overall impression, of course owes quite a bit to an excellent and well thought out lighting – different sources surely improve the atmosphere. The sole space letting in natural light is easily smothered with a pair of opaque draperies and once it’s secured, the hunt for excitement can begin. The two headside lamps are positioned like torches above the altar of pleasure and the black neon lights are mounted in the deepest part of the trey ceilings – lit in isolation, they swing the mood into an unrestrained night-out mode.
Each climax has its anticlimax. In BLOCK, the exiliration and the illusion of glamour are dispersed with its bathroom. The modest reality check is there to wash away the remnants of exctasy and to get you back to normal till the next time you meet your demons le midi.
To summarize, this overnight spot with a jacuzzi is a place of love: be it forbidden or official, anatomically enhanced or purely natural, paid for or given of free will – BLOCK has probably seen them all. One things for sure, it must have kindled some kind of flame in all of them – whether by resuscitating loves faded under the burden of everyday or by augmenting the butterflies fluttering in the stomachs of those caught by the throes of passion. It’s really hard to imagine a couple left indifferent in these settings.
So, if you’re looking for an apartment for a day in Belgrade with jacuzzi (and mirrors), BLOCK is spot on. Literally and exactly spot on. Its structure provides you with everything that you need to enjoy, or the bare necessities that even the most zealous of hedonists won’t need for more than a day. Once that day is over, you bid your farewells, and the commieblocks of New Belgrade gain a whole new connotation in your mind.